BRANDON LIBBY
Charlie

Brandon, A.K.A. Medicated Baby, has recently been released from Bellevue after a lengthy, court-mandated stay.

His hobbies include holding his breath until he pops a hernia, mugging sophistos, and driving everywhere backwards. He once spent a weekend dressed in Nike shorts, sprinting across I-95 North, with a stopwatch in his hand and the number 7 pinned to his back, pretending to be a lost Olympic track entrant, desperately looking for the National Coliseum in Sydney, Australia.

He is currently renowned as the president of the Paintball Militia, an activist group of abstract artists from Montana who randomly choose cars and houses as their "canvases" to express their moral outrage. In an effort to repopulate the world with people he actually likes, Mr. Libby augmented his income by selling his DNA on ebay, after launching his own website, frozenpop.com. He was quoted as saying "Hey, what am I gonna do with it?!"

He would like to thank his 12 wives and 15 children for never pressing charges. To the cast and crew, "[expletive deleted]!!!".

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