Amanda
Brizzi (Nora)
One
winter's day, Amanda was riding cross
country on the back of a Harley with
her boyfriend Tako. As they were passing
through the town of Pitman, Tako swerved
to miss hitting a pack of Methodists
and Amanda was thrown from the bike
and hit her head on a Ford Taurus
parked in front of the Broadway Theatre.
The T-shirt Amanda bought for Tako
that read "If You Can Read This,
The Bitch Fell Off" had finally
come in handy.
Suddenly
the smell of Captain Morgan's brought
her back to her senses. It was her
old friend Brandon Libby giving her
mouth to mouth resuscitation - or
maybe he was just trying to make out
with her - either way she was glad
to be alive. Brandon convinced Amanda
that since she was now stuck in Pitman
with nowhere to go and nothing to
do that she should join the cast of
"All This and Moonlight."
Being thrown in front of a theatre
was definitely a sign from the theatre
gods so she agreed.
You
see, before she met her biker boyfriend
Amanda was a skilled performer who
trained with the most gifted actors
of our time. She studied with greats
such as Duston Diamond, David Hasselhoff
and the late Rosetta LeNoire better
known as Mama Winslow on the TV hit
Family Matters. Her extensive training
led to many successful jobs. She was
a singer for the dinner cruises aboard
the Spirit of Philadelphia, she in
on the cast recording of Les Miserable
- the Kareoke version and finally
she had top sales in jeans and sweaters
at Express for Men.
Still
in Pitman, Amanda is awaiting another
caravan of bikers to pass through
so she can finally be reunited with
her boyfriend in San Diego. Future
plans include opening a school of
modern dance for senior citizens and
ridding the world of Jennifer Love
Hewitt movies. Amanda's favorite color
is purple.
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